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Old News
The Wall Street Journal published an article about the president this week with the headline: “Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping.”
“You heard that right, ladies and gentlemen: Joe Biden is old,” Stephen Colbert said. “Which, of course, could disqualify him from being president. After all, being old is a felony.”
“Pretty sure one of these guys had a bunch of felonies. Oh, it’s the other guy? Thirty-four? And he’s old, too?” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Seriously, you thought it was rough when you forgot to change the filter on your Brita.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I’ll tell you, that definitely isn’t on the list of activities at space camp.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I had no idea being an astronaut was so glamorous.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
The comedian Joel Kim Booster remembered the first time he met Ronny Chieng on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The comedian and “Stress Positions” star John Early will appear on Thursday’s “Late Night.”